Checkmate's Dungeon

With one arm around the MAN's neck I walk out onto the ROOFTOP. There are connecting ROOFTOPS to the EAST and WEST.

Go to ROOFTOP to the EAST.

I am overlooking the street and there are ten POLICE CARS lined up outside the BUILDING. I hear a HELICOPTER in the distance. I can continue EAST or retreat WEST.

Throw the MAN off the BUILDING onto one of the COP CARS. Exit EAST.

The MAN crushes POLICE CAR and sets it on fire. The fire reaches the gas tank blowing up the CAR which then sets off a chain reaction blowing up the rest. I come to the end of BUILDINGS. My only exit is the FIRE ESCAPE.

Climb down the FIRE ESCAPE.

I drop down to the street there are only a few PEDESTRIANS nearby. I can head NORTH or SOUTH.

Head SOUTH on your way hijack a CAR.

+10 BADASSNESS
On the RADIO plays JOHN MAYER. I switch the station. Next TALINDAY comes on. I immediately break the RADIO. I continue SOUTH.

Stop driving and look in the TRUNK of the CAR.

In the TRUNK I find, a GARBAGE BAG with what appears to be "yard trimmings" and an AK-47. Behind the "yard trimmings" I find about twenty pounds of DYNAMITE.

take the AK-47 and DYNAMITE and look for someone to mug

I walk down the street and spot an OLD LADY with a CANE, an INDIAN with a turban (he must be a terrorist) and a BUSINESS MAN.

grab the old lady's CANE and start beating the indian (terrorist) with it

+10 COMBAT.
The INDIAN appears to be paralyzed as he is unable to move. The OLD LADY screams for help attracting a large CROWD of PEOPLE.

strap the DYNAMITE to the indian before anyone sees. explain to the crowd that you are in the department of homeland security and were just stopping a terrorist.

+20 TOWN RESPECT
The POLICE come and arrest the TERRORIST.

knock a POLICE OFFICER unconscious while no one is looking and drag him into a nearby building

+5 COMBAT
I watch the POLICE MAN lie there helplessly.

strip him and take his OUTFIT and his GUN

I am now dressed like a POLICE MAN.
+10 AUTHORITY

start walking around on the street

I walk around on the street, I feel awesome.

check around for some HOT CHICKS to hit on

I find a group of three GIRLS. A BLONDE, BRUNETTE, and a RED HEAD. On a scale from 1 to 10, they're SMOKING HOT.