Re: Checkmate's Dungeon

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:07 pm

go search for JWOWW's awesome tits.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:08 pm

Comfort SAMMI and tell her everything will be okay.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:09 pm

I get lost and begin to suffocate. I finally somehow break free.

+10 SENSITIVITY
SAMMIE likes me more than RONNIE because I am "not a douchebag like all other guys." Wink

I'm about to get it innnnn.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:12 pm

Quickly sneak away into the SMOOSH ROOM.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:14 pm

I use my one CONDOM I found earlier. The next thirty minutes is the most exhilarating half-hour of my life. Within the last minute, the CONDOM breaks and I cream all inside of her.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:16 pm

Tell her yo take some PLAN B ONE STEP and then tell her you have THE HERPS. Run away before she chops your balls off.

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:21 pm

molliwop her before you run

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:22 pm

She decides she wants to keep the kid. I kid her rejection hotline in case she ever needs money for child support.

+10 COMBAT
I run out onto the BOARDWALK. I can either go EAST or WEST or NORTH toward the OCEAN.

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:24 pm

head NORTH towards the OCEAN

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:25 pm

The image of this CREATURE reminds you that you never got MARRIED in VEGAS. Oops.
TALK.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:26 pm

I suddently don't give a f*ck.

It is really foggy out, but there seems to be a YACHT headed in my direction.

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:28 pm

go towards the YACHT

(is there an inventory list somewhere or do i have to look through all of the posts to find the items?)

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:30 pm

Ask for ANDY SAMBERG while aboard the YACHT.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:34 pm

(I'll repost an inventory list for you in a sec.)

I board the YACHT and ask for ANDY SAMBERG. He comes out of the CABIN half naked a says "I'm on a boat b*tch."

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:35 pm

Jump off the boat and swim with the FISHES.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:36 pm

I find NEMO and immediately return him to his father, MARLIN.

Current INVENTORY
IPHONE, PISTOL, POCKET KNIFE, and 10 KEYS.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:40 pm

Try and find some MERMAIDS

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:42 pm

I find ARIEL from THE LITTLE MERMAID, god she is sexy.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:44 pm

Play hard to get and make your way back to the BOARDWALK.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:57 pm

She transforms into a GIRL that has to be the sexiest thing I've ever seen. I take her out for ICE CREAM.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:59 pm

Go try and win her some cool prizes at the BOARDWALK.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:01 pm

I win her a GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:02 pm

Ask her if shes DTS

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:07 pm

She is totally DTS. So we break into a house and snuggle on the couch.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:24 pm

Ask her if she wants to see your gun. Tell her its really big.

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