PlankMaster's Dungeon

I awake in a ROOM. I realize I have overslept a day and entered the dungeon late! -10 SELF ESTEEM. There is a DOOR to the NORTH and SOUTH. There are two PENCILS sitting on a DESK that has two DRAWERS. Only one seems to be able to be opened. There is also a BED and a TV that is turned off.

HEALTH: 100
MAGIC: 0
COMBAT: 0
SELF ESTEEM: 90

Search DRAWER.

In the drawer there is a LARGE KEY, a POCKET KNIFE, and a BUSINESS CARD FOR MARADOOR'S WIZARDS SHOP. The business card contains an e-mail and a phone number.

Open second DRAWER with LARGE KEY.

Email the company saying "Fluffy Pink Bunnies".

The KEY will not work in the LOCK.



Invalid command.

Add POCKET KNIFE to INVENTORY and exit NORTH.

POCKET KNIFE added to INVENTORY. The door slowly opens and in the next room there is a WALL PHONE and a APPLE IPOD TOUCH. Also, I see something or someone outside the WINDOW and ignore it for now.

Turn on the APPLE IPOD TOUCH and check for WIFI via the SETTINGS MENU. If there is WIFI present connect to it.

I connected to my neighbors WI-FI. The web browser opens up to ilikemudkips.com.

Go to gmail.com and log in using the account
Username: pussboy@gmail.com
Password: iampuss123

EMAIL the MAGIC SHOP saying "I love fluffy pink bunnies"

Message sent. I received a response asking how many fluffy pink bunnies I wanted to buy.

Reply "One million."

Message sent. I received a message back stating the cost will be 20,000 GOLD PIECES.

Reply saying "One in a million rainbows the little man jumps at sea off the boat without his swimsuit on"

Message sent. I received a message back saying the cost to rent a Leprechaun will be an additional 10,000 GP.

Go on to SAFARI and type in www.dungeonsandthreads.forumotion.com

Go to www.runescape.com log into your account

Username: RyanT
Password: ihavenolife

Transfer them 10,000 GP to get the LEPRECHAUN to their runescape account named MagicAreUs. Then go mine some iron ore.

The website transfers me to meatspin.com! Immediately I return to my Google homepage.




LEPRECHAUN arrives in package at front door. LEPRECHAUN added to Inventory. -10,000 GP. MagicAreUs is now mining Iron Ore but the Apple Ipod Touch is about to die so I Log off of MagicAreUs' acount.

HEALTH: 100
MAGIC: 0
COMBAT: 0
SELF ESTEEM: 90
GP: 40,000
Social Life: None

Spoon with the LEPRECHAUN.

Take the LEPRECHAUN out of your INVENTORY and ask him "where is the gold?"

LEPRECHAUN spooned with. Social Life statis upgraded from NONE to LITTE TO NONE.



The LEPRECHAUN tells me the gold is behind the DIP IN DOTS STAND NEXT TO THE BATMAN RIDE AT SIX FLAGS.

Stand there and say "Hi pussboy" to everyone who walks past.

A small kid steps on my brand new shoes. -10 SELF ESTEEM. I ask him if he has seen the Gold. He says no and will never be seen again. Go HOME or LOOK FOR GOLD?

Search for GOLD.