King's Dungeon

I wake up in the PANDA EXPRESS in SIX FLAGS. There is an IPHONE on the TABLE along with a WALLET. I am wearing a fitted LA DODGERS HAT.

Combat - 1
Health - 100
Swag - 100

Search PANDA EXPRESS

I search PANDA EXPRESS and find a bunch of UGLY GIRLS and see a PLATTER of orange chicken.

Grab the PLATTER of orange chicken and smash it into the face's of the UGLY GIRLS.

The GIRLS scream and complain (as usual) then they run out of PANDA EXPRESS. I crack up laughing and roll on the floor. Then a BUFF BLACK MALE comes running up to me.

Pants - Stained

ATTACK BLACK BUFF MALE.

I quickly grab the TRAY OF CHICKEN and start whacking him with it. In fear he retreats out the NORTH EXIT.

Combat + 10

Exit NORTH.

I exit to the NORTH and see a RIDE to the WEST and also there is a RIDE to the NORTH and to the EAST.

Head NORTH.

I head NORTH and see the ride BATMAN. Also there is a DIP AND DOTS STAND.

Search DIP AND DOTS STAND.

Go up to the DIP AND DOTS STAND and steal a bunch of DOTS. Then run onto the ride BATMAN.

I walk up to the DIP AND DOTS STAND and once i search it i find 4 different flavors COOKIES AND CREAM, RAINBOW, CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA.

I then proceed to steal all of the COOKIES AND CREAM and RAINBOW flavored DIP AND DOTS. Then I run to BATMAN and see that there is no line. I stand at the TURNWHEEL debating what ROW to sit in.

Pick FRONT ROW.

Throw your DIP AND DOTS into the air during the ride causing the DOTS to fly into the other riders faces.

I sit in the front ROW.

While on the RIDE i throw all of my DIP AND DOTS into the air. Other riders get aggrivated and start calling me vulgar names.

Curse them all off and give them all the finger as you exit the RIDE.

Respond by yelling racial slurs at the black man with the towel around his neck.

I curse them all off and give them the middle finger.

I yell racial slurs at the BLACK MALE WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS NECK. He then offers to fight me.

The ride is over.

Accept the offer.

I fight him and end up winning in a close battle.

Combat - 30
Health - 60

Walk with swag as you exit BATMAN saying "Haters gonna hate."

Nobody hears me but an image of a swagtastic cat pops into my head. I decide to ride front row again.

The ride ATTENDANT tells you to get off the ride. You replied with "I do what I want." He doesn't understand. You say, "Yo hago que quiero." He still doesn't understand. He must be retarded.