Enjoy's Wild Dungeon.

I awake in my BED down at my beach house. There is a door SOUTH. There is a CLOSET and DRAWERS.

search the CLOSET and DRAWERS

You find some boring clothes in the DRAWERS but, in the CLOSET you find some PILLOWS an INTERVENTION SNIPER and a KATANA SWORD.

Add INTETVENTION and SWORD to INVENTORY and exit SOUTH.

try to DEEP THROAT the SWORD

You add the INTERVENTION and the KATANA in your inventory.

You get the KATANA abuot two inchs in and then relize that thats very dangeours and stop.

(Enjoy, you forgot to exit SOUTH)

(woops)

I exit south, i am in a small little all way, there is exits SOUTH, NORTH EAST AND WEST. And there is a CLOSET.

Search CLOSET.

You find a RED MASK and a BLUE PARTY HAT

Take the to the GRAND EXCHANGE and SELL them.

I get fusterated becuse you dont know where the GRANDEXCHANGE is.

-10 Self Esteeme.

Wear the RED MASK and BLUE PARTY HAT and head NORTHEAST.

+70 swag.

You bump into a wall.

Is it a WALL? Lift up MASK.

I lift up the mask slightly and relize that it was a DOOR just a little EAST. I enter it.

There is only a way back (WEST) but there is a BED CLOSET and DRAWERS. There is 2 WINDOWS NORTH and 1 SOUTH.

Search all OBJECTS in the ROOM.

JUMP out the window without checking how HIGH it is

i find a compass that doesnt point north? ..its pointing east, but i dont know why...

and a scythe inwitch i think so much cooler then a katana so i switch them both, and then i find some gems. dimand and ruby to be exact.

I jump out the East window and fall about 15 feet.

-5 intelegents for the stuipidity of not looking down
-15 health.

Where the f*ck are you?

i look around and i realize i am out side. there is a big BOAT right in front of me, and the way to the WEST of me. to the EAST is a house, and i kknow if i keep walking that way ill get to the BEACH.

Search BOAT.

try to HIJACK the BOAT

The boat is on land, on a trailer, so i can not hijack it...altho, i serch the boat and i have it is full of BLOW UP GIRLS.

Try and have sex with the BLOW UP GIRLS. While doing it scream "DAMN YOU A NAUGHTY LIKE FUCKER, COME TO PAPA" over and over and over and over and over again.