Re: Checkmate's Dungeon

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:31 am

I turn up the volume.

"Mine" is now blasting out of the speakers. I check in the rear view mirror only to see all four of them starting to undress.

**Enjoy** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:32 am

Tell them to chill the fuck out, all you wanna do is snuggle.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:34 am

Three of them hop out of the car, what hoes. The one that stays tells me to pull over. I pull over and hop in the backseat and get real close.

**Enjoy** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:35 am

cuddle up and go to sleep

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:36 am

+20 Sensitivity
Health: 1000
Starting to really like the BLONDE GIRL.. <3

**Enjoy** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:38 am

as her for her permission to kiss her on the cheek

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:39 am

She gladly says yes and I give her a soft little kiss on the cheek.

**Enjoy** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:40 am

as her if she can take you back to her place

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:04 am

She says yes but she'd rather go to a hotel for the night.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:39 am

Go to the HOTEL and fuck her until she cant walk, then ask her if she has a sister.

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:46 am

(does anyone else have a boner right now.....)
Ask if she will marry you in VEGAS.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:00 pm

She remains paralyzed on the BED for the rest of the night and into the next morning. She has two SISTERS, one the age of 21 and the other the age of 12.

She would love to go to VEGAS.

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:08 pm

Log onto Facebook with your IPHONE and look up her two sisters to see if you should reconsider your marriage and go for one of them. If they're ugly, enter CAR and set off for VEGAS.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:09 pm

The 12 year old GIRL is realllllyyy cute, but I found that very creepy and decided to drive off to VEGAS from NEW YORK. This will be a longggg car ride.

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:12 pm

Ask her to drive. She switches seats with you and you put on some JOHN MAYER and drift slowly off to sleep. You enter a NIGHTMARE!

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:15 pm

As I slowly drift asleep, I imagine my self in a DARK ALLEY with only one escape. I am surrounded my three BUILDINGS and the WALLS of these BUILDINGS are starting to close in on me.

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:25 pm

Find the cure for cancer, then start running toward ESCAPE

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:29 pm

+40 REPUTATION
+20 INTELLIGENCE
I just barely make it to the ESCAPE before the WALLS completely closed in on me. I can head either down the WEST or EAST alleyway.

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:58 pm

Cautiously head EAST. You are being followed....

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:15 pm

I slowly creep forward and I come to a 4 way intersection. I can go NORTH, SOUTH, or continue EAST.

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:51 pm

You're standing in the middle of the intersection and you realize that MEN wearing black and closing in on you from all sides. They appear to be very dangerous.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:54 pm

I pull out my IPHONE and open the LIGHTSABER app in self-defense.

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:00 pm

You forgot to charge your IPHONE the night before and it runs out of battery and dies. The men continue to get closer. (You're f**ked)

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:02 pm

(Good thing CHUCK NORRIS taught me how to do his round house kick earlier)
I f*ck sh*t up.
+30 COMBAT

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:10 pm

(remember, this is a nightmare so stop having everything go your way! Evil or Very Mad

)
Oh no! A giant MONSTER appears! It's hopeless!
Oh yea, and everything's on fire!
And you can't move or scream.

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