Re: Checkmate's Dungeon

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:11 pm

I scream and scream over and over again searching for help.

**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:16 pm

You're about to DIE when you WAKE UP.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:19 pm

I WAKE UP sweating my balls off. MY GIRL asks me whats wrong. I tell her I had a bad dream. She feels very sorry for me. (I'm so getting it in tonight Wink

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**Brilliant Buzzard** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:38 pm

You slept for a long time because you arrive in VEGAS. Your girl asks what you want to do first.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:44 pm

First, I ask her what her name is. She says she forgot. Then I suggest going out to get a bite to eat.

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:14 pm

you look for the cheapest RESTAURANT you can find.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:17 pm

We pull up next a MCDONALDS.

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:18 pm

you ask your girl to flirt with the EMPLOYEE so you can get free food

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:21 pm

She behind the COUNTER and takes the MANAGER into the BACK ROOM. Five minutes later, I have a buffet of MCNUGGETS, MCCHICKENS, SHAKES, FRIES. I'm in HEAVEN.

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:28 pm

eat the food and go play in the MCDONALDS play place

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:31 pm

I begin like to feel like a little kid again. I hear the BLONDE call me from the BALL PIT below me. Of course she's playing with balls.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:33 pm

Ask the EMPLOYEE for a free KIDDY CONE if hw gives it to you throw it in a litttle kids face that is in the PLAY PLACE.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:34 pm

The MANAGER hands me a KIDDIE CONE and with a huge smirk on my face I re-enter the PLAY PLACE. I find this cute little blonde haired KID and smash it straight into his face. He cries to his MOM who complains to the MANAGER who kicks me out Sad

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:37 pm

Ask the MOM to join you on your journey to SEASIDE NEW JERSEY.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:42 pm

The MOM declines, but my BLONDE comes back and we head EAST to SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY from LAS VEGAS.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:44 pm

Make a pit stop at ASU and pick up some HOT BITCHES.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:47 pm

With a HUMMER full of smoking hot BLONDES I proceed EAST and continue to get ROAD DOME along the way.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:53 pm

Once you get to SEASIDE stop in front of the JERSEY SHORE HOUSE and take a PICTURE (it will last a lifetime) using your IPHONE.

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:56 pm

While I am taking the PICTURE some FIVE FOOT ORANGE MIDGET B*TCH holding a PICKLE tells me to get off her PROPERTY. FIGHT TALK or FLEE.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:58 pm

FLIRT, if that doesnt work out RUN

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:58 pm

FIGHT. (more specifically, schnook her in the face)

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:58 pm

After only saying a few words, she asks me to SNUGGLE.

Then I schnook her in the face and MIKE THE SITUATION comes up next to me.

**King** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:01 pm

You're screwed. Offer him a free round of tanning.

**champ.** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:04 pm

tell him that KARMA is on fire

**Checkmate** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:05 pm

He closes his fist and starts throwing it straight toward my face. I duck out of the way and punches the ORANGE MIDGET in the face. RONNIE comes out and knocks out THE SITUATION and SAMMI SWEETHEART walks outside and starts crying.

MIKE THE SITUATION immediately takes of towards KARMA in attempt to save it from burning down.

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