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Post  champ. on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:26 am

take out the AK-47 and try to impress the HOT CHICKS
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:29 am

BRUNETTE - "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?"
RED HEAD - "PUT THAT AWAY BEFORE SOMEONE THINKS YOU'RE A TERRORIST!"
BLONDE - "Oooohh, I like a man with a big gun" Wink
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Post  champ. on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:41 am

shoot the BRUNETTE and RED-HEAD and then go hook up with the BLONDE in an alley
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:43 am

touch her boobs. What a Face
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:44 am

I hear her moan. Her two friends roll their eyes and walk away.
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:46 am

take out the other two chicks with your AK-47
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Post  champ. on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:46 am

walk NORTH
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:50 am

+5 COMBAT


I proceed NORTH with my arms locked with the BLONDE. As I am walking, I notice the BLONDE start reaching towards my belt. She puts her hand on my gun, but continues to go down.
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:52 am

Ask her if she wants to see your gun. then take it out and put a bullet in her head. Twisted Evil
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:55 am

The BLONDE screams in excitement. Only she is disappointed because she then got her brains blown out, not that she had any to begin with.
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POLICE CARS begin to swarm around me.
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:02 am

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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:05 am

1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 12, 16 POLICE MEN are shot down and killed. Another comes charging at me, but I run out of ammo.
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:08 am

Use your COMBAT experience to call CHUCK NORRIS to teach you the round house kick and ATTACK the POLICE OFFICER
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:10 am

I learn how to roundhouse kick like CHUCK NORRIS.
+20 COMBAT
I jump and kick the head off of the POLICE MAN. It was epic.
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Post  champ. on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:12 am

search all of the BODIES in the area.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:15 am

I find..one CONDOM, four BIG BLACK DILDOS, eighteen WALLETS, 5 grams of PURPLE KUSH, an IPHONE 4 and and a KEY RING with ten KEYS on it. ALL were added to INVENTORY.
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:20 am

Run around offering people the DILDOS
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:21 am

One BIG BLACK GUY takes all four of them in exchange for the KEYS to his HUMMER.
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Post  champ. on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:22 am

turn the IPHONE lighter app on and smoke the PURPLE KUSH
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:23 am

go take the car and start driving listening to Ty Ty and Jcox new top iTunes hit albume
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:25 am

+100000000000000 HIGH


+10000 SWAG
I start to cruise down the street boppin' my head to this new dubstep rap that's making my mind go wild.
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:27 am

Pull up to some hot chicks and ask them if they are down to snuggle.
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Post  champ. on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:27 am

blast the MUSIC
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:28 am

Four SMOKING HOT BLONDES hop in the new whip. They whip out a blunt and light one up. They are down for a good time, I don't even need to ask.
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Post  Enjoy on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:30 am

Start playing Taylor Swift so they think your all sensitive and shit so that they will wanna do you.
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