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Post  King on Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:44 pm

I wake up in the PANDA EXPRESS in SIX FLAGS. There is an IPHONE on the TABLE along with a WALLET. I am wearing a fitted LA DODGERS HAT.

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Post  Brilliant Buzzard on Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:10 pm

Search PANDA EXPRESS

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Post  King on Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:37 pm

I search PANDA EXPRESS and find a bunch of UGLY GIRLS and see a PLATTER of orange chicken.
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Post  Checkmate on Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:40 pm

Grab the PLATTER of orange chicken and smash it into the face's of the UGLY GIRLS.
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Post  King on Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:45 pm

The GIRLS scream and complain (as usual) then they run out of PANDA EXPRESS. I crack up laughing and roll on the floor. Then a BUFF BLACK MALE comes running up to me.

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Post  Checkmate on Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:48 pm

ATTACK BLACK BUFF MALE.
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Post  King on Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:52 pm

I quickly grab the TRAY OF CHICKEN and start whacking him with it. In fear he retreats out the NORTH EXIT.

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Post  Checkmate on Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:55 pm

Exit NORTH.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:02 am

I exit to the NORTH and see a RIDE to the WEST and also there is a RIDE to the NORTH and to the EAST.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:19 am

Head NORTH.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:24 am

I head NORTH and see the ride BATMAN. Also there is a DIP AND DOTS STAND.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:28 am

Search DIP AND DOTS STAND.
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Post  PlankMaster on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:28 am

Go up to the DIP AND DOTS STAND and steal a bunch of DOTS. Then run onto the ride BATMAN.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:36 am

I walk up to the DIP AND DOTS STAND and once i search it i find 4 different flavors COOKIES AND CREAM, RAINBOW, CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA.

I then proceed to steal all of the COOKIES AND CREAM and RAINBOW flavored DIP AND DOTS. Then I run to BATMAN and see that there is no line. I stand at the TURNWHEEL debating what ROW to sit in.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:37 am

Pick FRONT ROW.
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Post  PlankMaster on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:39 am

Throw your DIP AND DOTS into the air during the ride causing the DOTS to fly into the other riders faces. Twisted Evil
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:42 am

I sit in the front ROW.

While on the RIDE i throw all of my DIP AND DOTS into the air. Other riders get aggrivated and start calling me vulgar names.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:43 am

Curse them all off and give them all the finger as you exit the RIDE.
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Post  PlankMaster on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:44 am

Respond by yelling racial slurs at the black man with the towel around his neck.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:51 am

I curse them all off and give them the middle finger.

I yell racial slurs at the BLACK MALE WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS NECK. He then offers to fight me.

The ride is over.


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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:53 am

Accept the offer.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:55 am

I fight him and end up winning in a close battle.

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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:57 am

Walk with swag as you exit BATMAN saying "Haters gonna hate."
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:01 am

Nobody hears me but an image of a swagtastic cat pops into my head. I decide to ride front row again.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:04 am

The ride ATTENDANT tells you to get off the ride. You replied with "I do what I want." He doesn't understand. You say, "Yo hago que quiero." He still doesn't understand. He must be retarded.
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