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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:07 am

I decide to leave the ride and walk to the DIP AND DOTS STAND here a UGLY WHITE KID says "Hey pussboy" to me. I get ticked off and step on his brand new NIKE 6.0s.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:37 am

Spit in his mouth. Punch of his front teeth and walk SOUTH toward the BOARDWALK.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:34 am

I spit in his mouth and then punch him, his jaw breaks and he goes crying to his mommy. I head towards the BOARDWALK and I see two GAMES one to the EAST and one to the WEST
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Post  Brilliant Buzzard on Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:50 am

Go to the game to the WEST and make fun of the KID with the neon yellow shirt running the game. Try to steal a GIANT PIKACHU

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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:28 pm

I head to the game on the WEST it ends up being a water gun race game. I then proceed to tell the KID that he should het a real job. I then look for a PIKACHU to steal but there is only GIANT BANANAS to steal i take one and run EAST. Here i see two rides one to the NORTH and one to the WEST. In front of the WEST ride is a group of BLACK PEOPLE WOTH TOWELS AROUND THEIR NECK and in front of the NORTH one are a bunch of 6th GRADE KIDS WHO THINK THEY ARE GANGSTER.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:38 pm

Pick on the 6TH GRADES.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:41 pm

I pick on the 6th GRADERS, but while i am calling them tools the BLACK PEOPLE WITH TOWELS AROUND THEIR NECKS come over and tell me to cut it out. I reply by saying "I do what i want" and they get extremely pisssed.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:50 pm

Do some ninja sh*t.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:54 pm

I act like a ninja and end up scaring them off to the THREE POINT SHOOT OUT GAME.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:57 pm

Go show them all up with your BALL SKILLS. Remember your new improved shot taught to you by the one and only, TYLER KLOSE.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:00 pm

I drain every single ball including the momey shot. I set the record and get to pick between the prizes of:

MIAMI HEAT JERSEY
GUITAR
HUGE STUFFED BANANA
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:01 pm

Pick the GUITAR and strap it around your neck and let it hang down your back and walk away like a BOSS.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:03 pm

I walk away like a boss when THE LONELY ISLAND walks by. Weird.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:14 pm

Tell them that you're on a BOAT.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:18 pm

The give me a NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA APHGAN. I put it around my neck.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:21 pm

You instantly start freestyling like no one has ever freestyled before.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:25 pm

I start rapping and people start to ask for my info for bookings and venues. I tell them my phone number, email and twitter.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:31 pm

Check your email for any requests for your talent. Head toward KINGDA KA.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:33 pm

I have 69 requests for venues and once i get to KINGDA KA I get scared.

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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:44 pm

Use a corny pickup line on a group of REALLY HOT GIRLS.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:47 pm

I choke under pressure and say "your tits are huge" to one of the girls. She then slaps me across the face.

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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:54 pm

Grab them.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:56 pm

I grab them and she loves it. She offers for me to go back to her place.
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Post  Checkmate on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:10 pm

Decline the offer. Tell her you do what you want and tell her you're going to the club. She's welcomed to join.
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Post  King on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:22 pm

She says she would love to cime with me, we go there but plug the wrong address into the Garmin. We end up at a whore house.
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