King's Dungeon

I decide to leave the ride and walk to the DIP AND DOTS STAND here a UGLY WHITE KID says "Hey pussboy" to me. I get ticked off and step on his brand new NIKE 6.0s.

Spit in his mouth. Punch of his front teeth and walk SOUTH toward the BOARDWALK.

I spit in his mouth and then punch him, his jaw breaks and he goes crying to his mommy. I head towards the BOARDWALK and I see two GAMES one to the EAST and one to the WEST

Go to the game to the WEST and make fun of the KID with the neon yellow shirt running the game. Try to steal a GIANT PIKACHU

I head to the game on the WEST it ends up being a water gun race game. I then proceed to tell the KID that he should het a real job. I then look for a PIKACHU to steal but there is only GIANT BANANAS to steal i take one and run EAST. Here i see two rides one to the NORTH and one to the WEST. In front of the WEST ride is a group of BLACK PEOPLE WOTH TOWELS AROUND THEIR NECK and in front of the NORTH one are a bunch of 6th GRADE KIDS WHO THINK THEY ARE GANGSTER.

Pick on the 6TH GRADES.

I pick on the 6th GRADERS, but while i am calling them tools the BLACK PEOPLE WITH TOWELS AROUND THEIR NECKS come over and tell me to cut it out. I reply by saying "I do what i want" and they get extremely pisssed.

Do some ninja sh*t.

I act like a ninja and end up scaring them off to the THREE POINT SHOOT OUT GAME.

Go show them all up with your BALL SKILLS. Remember your new improved shot taught to you by the one and only, TYLER KLOSE.

I drain every single ball including the momey shot. I set the record and get to pick between the prizes of:

MIAMI HEAT JERSEY
GUITAR
HUGE STUFFED BANANA

Pick the GUITAR and strap it around your neck and let it hang down your back and walk away like a BOSS.

I walk away like a boss when THE LONELY ISLAND walks by. Weird.

Tell them that you're on a BOAT.

The give me a NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA APHGAN. I put it around my neck.

You instantly start freestyling like no one has ever freestyled before.

I start rapping and people start to ask for my info for bookings and venues. I tell them my phone number, email and twitter.

Check your email for any requests for your talent. Head toward KINGDA KA.

I have 69 requests for venues and once i get to KINGDA KA I get scared.

Pants- Wet

Use a corny pickup line on a group of REALLY HOT GIRLS.

I choke under pressure and say "your tits are huge" to one of the girls. She then slaps me across the face.

Grab them.

I grab them and she loves it. She offers for me to go back to her place.

Decline the offer. Tell her you do what you want and tell her you're going to the club. She's welcomed to join.

She says she would love to cime with me, we go there but plug the wrong address into the Garmin. We end up at a whore house.